Blond joke

In the swim-meet, after the blonde came in last competing in the breast-stroke, she complained to the judges that all the other girls were using their arms.


BLONDE ON TIME;  A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named "Rolex" and one was named "Timex". Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helllooooo...! ," answered the blonde. "They're watchdogs."